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GRACIE

the realtor who knows everything about everyone

STATUS

Married. Her husband knew what he was signing up for.

“She is always 3 steps ahead.”

Her Bio

Location

Rhode Island (knows every street in it)

Sign

Gemini. Knows two things about every house.

Job

Real estate. Best realtor in the group area by far.

Favorite food

Restaurant near the listing she just closed

Fav cuss word

Shoot. She is professional. 

Favorite flower

Whatever is in the staging arrangement

Pet peeve

A bad floor plan

Affirmation

“This property has incredible bones.”

She would never

Show a house she has not walked through twice

She would absolutely

Text Josie a listing at 10pm

Her Story

Gracie is the realtor for basically everyone in the extended group. She has a great referral system. She found Josie’s house, Emma’s apartment, and has a shortlist ready for Dottie whenever she is done reconsidering the turtleneck and ready to reconsider her zip code instead. (Dottie’s not moving.) Gracie is a real estate agent who knows the neighborhood the way other people know their own kitchens. She lives, eats, drives, sleeps this stuff and it pays off. 

She has been finding Josie dream homes to look at for three years. She showed Josie a house so beautiful that Josie made an offer on the spot. The offer was accepted. She gets more texts from Josie than anyone except Chloe. She has accepted this as her life.  Josie is almost as obsessed with real estate as she is… 

A Random Fact

She showed Josie a house so beautiful Josie made an offer. It was accepted. Josie then found a house she liked more. Gracie handled this professionally. It took everything she had.

Her Connections

Josie — Her most enthusiastic and least decisive client. She loves her. The hunt continues.

Her Search History This Week

🔍4 bedroom Rhode Island price history
🔍 how to professionally handle a client who changes their mind
🔍 best staging flowers that last

🔍 What’s a good client gift?

Last Text Sent

 “New listing. I know you don’t need it. Just look.”

Can You Relate to GRACIE?

If you have ever set an intention with a deadline and a backup plan, Maya is your person. She has a vision board template. The categories have subcategories.