Simone — funny teen girl humor illustrated art by Tara Boone | Boonie's Besties

SIMONE

Chloe’s daughter, Josie’s niece. Taught Jillian the filters. Knows everything.

STATUS

She is seventeen. This is not a relevant question.

“That fit is lowkey fire, bestie.” 

Her Bio

Location

Rhode Island (high school, no options yet)

Sign

She knows hers and everyone else’s

Job

Student. Also the group’s unofficial tech support.

Favorite food

Anything she did not have to ask her mom to make

Fav cuss word

She uses them. Her mom is working on it.

Favorite flower

She does not have one. She is seventeen.

Pet peeve

Being asked if she is okay in a tone that suggests she is not

Affirmation

“I literally already said that.”

She would never

Explain a filter without sighing first

She would absolutely

Know about something three months before any adult in the group

Her Story

Simone is Chloe’s daughter and Josie’s niece and has grown up adjacent to the group chat her entire life , which means she has been listening to all of them for seventeen years and has formed very specific opinions about all of them.

She taught Jillian about the Snapchat filters. She is a peripheral character in Season One who is going to be very significant later. She already knows this and is going to be patient. 

She loves her mom and her aunt’s sisters dynamic. They are hilarious together. She does think her mm has a TikTok addiction, which she is not going to say anything about because she can be on social media without too many issues. She does roll her eyes at how easily her mom is influenced. She can not and will not call the sourdough thing growing in their kitchen Gerald. This was a pandemic thing… 

A Random Fact

She corrected Josie’s pronunciation of a skincare ingredient in public. Josie was grateful. Simone considered it a public service.

Her Connections

Chloe — Her mom. Close in the way seventeen year olds and their moms sometimes are and sometimes are not.
Josie — Her auntie who sends the best gifts.
Jillian — She taught her the filters. She thinks about this.

Her Search History This Week

🔍 why do adults not know things
🔍 skincare ingredients how to pronounce
🔍 Gerald the sourdough starter is not my problem

🔍 patience as a strategy

Last Text Sent

“I literally already said that.”

Can You Relate to SIMONE?

If you have ever been the youngest person in the room, known more than anyone realized, and decided to just observe, Simone is you. Her time is coming.