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Josie

The Optimization Addict

STATUS

It is complicated. She has scheduled time to work on it.

“As Josie achieves inner peace she wonders if she can expense it.

Her Bio

Location

Rhode Island (born and raised)

Sign

Virgo. Organized outside. Chaos underneath.

Job

CEO of a company she started. Details in Season 2.

Favorite food

Carbs. All of them. Always negotiating with herself.

Fav cuss word

All of them. She rotates.

Favorite flower

Peony. Expensive taste, always.

Pet peeve

People who skip the preface of a self-help book

Affirmation

“I am at peace. I am also looking into flipping this house.”

She would never

Leave a self-help book unfinished even if terrible

She would absolutely

Send a house listing at 11 pm she has no intention of buying

Her Story

Josie grew up in Rhode Island and built a company there that she will tell you about in Season 2 because some things deserve their own episode. She reads every anti-aging, self-help, and interior design book that comes out. She loves carbs and is always in some negotiation with herself about them.

What we can tell you now: she is the most together person any of us knows. She reads every self-help, anti-aging, and interior design book that comes out. She has a morning routine for her morning routine. She once described herself as being in her soft life era and immediately opened a spreadsheet about it. She scheduled her burnout for Q4.

She met the girls: Eva, Dottie, Max and Lindsy, in college and has remained in touch with them throughout the years. They’ve watched her go from a C- in Econ 101 to spreadsheets about just about everything. Want to know something… she has a spreadsheet about it. She even has one about her dating scene, which is delightfully funny in the group chat. 

She’s very addicted to flipping houses and interior design programs. She heavily relies on her realtor, Gracie, to find the deals before they hit the market and we think therapy…

A Random Fact

She bought a vintage chaise lounge at an estate sale because it was the perfect shade of blush. She did not measure it. It did not fit through her front door. It lives on her porch. She considers this a design moment.

Her Connections

Chloe — Her younger sister. Josie is measured. Chloe is enthusiastic. Balancing each other since childhood.
Maya — Her friend from yoga. Met in downward dog debating whether inner peace is tax deductible.
Gracie — Their realtor. Josie calls her every time she sees a house she loves, which is constantly.
Bubbles — Her dog. The most zen member of the entire group.

Her Search History This Week

🔍 can you expense a spa as a business cost
🔍 is focaccia a bread or a lifestyle
🔍 4 bedroom  house in rhode island under 800k- Does it exist?

🔍 how to optimize rest

Last Text Sent

“I have scheduled time this week to work on being more spontaneous.”

Can You Relate to Josie?

If you have ever turned your emotional healing into a project plan with deliverables and a timeline, Josie sees you. She has a template. She will share it.