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The anxiety spiral specialist
Married with kids. Loves them deeply. (Maxine to her accountant and nobody else.)
“My anxiety has anxiety. Sometimes you just need a really good blowout.”
Her Bio
Location
Texas. Proud of it.
Sign
Gemini. Both of them are anxious.
Job
Runs the household like a CEO. Underappreciated. Fully aware.
Favorite food
Tex-Mex. Non-negotiable.
Fav cuss word
She does not curse. She says, “bless your heart.” It means the same thing.
Favorite flower
Bluebonnet. Texas forever.
Pet peeve
Being told to calm down
Affirmation
“I am doing an incredible job and my hair looks great.”
She would never
Miss school pickup. Not once.
She would absolutely
Tell the whole group chat exactly how she is feeling in real time
Her Story
Max is Maxine to her accountant and nobody else. She lives in Texas with her husband, her kids, and her anxiety, all of whom she loves very much. She does not curse because she can get her point across without it. She sees a therapist weekly. The therapist is Jane. While Max shares all the details with her therapist, she also shares them in the group chat. They wonder why she pays for therapy sometimes.
Here is the thing about Max: she is completely self-aware. She knows when she is spiraling. She can see herself spiraling from outside the spiral. This does not stop the spiral. She can turn a simple text into a full emotional disaster simulation with backup scenarios, worst-case subtitles, and a recovery plan already in place. That is just who she is.
Max met the other 4 core girls, Lindsy, Eva, Dottie, and Josie, in college many years ago. It was in a random elective course. Even though they are all so different, they just clicked and have kept in touch religiously ever since college. The group chats are what keep her calm when she’s about to go bonkers.
A Random Fact
She drove forty five minutes to a specific blowout bar because she read it had the best results for her hair type. She was correct. Three years later she is still going.
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