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MAX

The anxiety spiral specialist

Married with kids. Loves them deeply. (Maxine to her accountant and nobody else.)

“My anxiety has anxiety. Sometimes you just need a really good blowout.”

Her Bio

Location

Texas. Proud of it.

Sign

Gemini. Both of them are anxious.

Job

Runs the household like a CEO. Underappreciated. Fully aware.

Favorite food

Tex-Mex. Non-negotiable.

Fav cuss word

She does not curse. She says, “bless your heart.” It means the same thing.

Favorite flower

Bluebonnet. Texas forever.

Pet peeve

Being told to calm down

Affirmation

“I am doing an incredible job and my hair looks great.”

She would never

Miss school pickup. Not once.

She would absolutely

Tell the whole group chat exactly how she is feeling in real time

Her Story

Max is Maxine to her accountant and nobody else. She lives in Texas with her husband, her kids, and her anxiety, all of whom she loves very much. She does not curse because she can get her point across without it. She sees a therapist weekly. The therapist is Jane. While Max shares all the details with her therapist, she also shares them in the group chat. They wonder why she pays for therapy sometimes.

Here is the thing about Max: she is completely self-aware. She knows when she is spiraling. She can see herself spiraling from outside the spiral. This does not stop the spiral. She can turn a simple text into a full emotional disaster simulation with backup scenarios, worst-case subtitles, and a recovery plan already in place. That is just who she is. 

Max met the other 4 core girls, Lindsy, Eva, Dottie, and Josie, in college many years ago. It was in a random elective course. Even though they are all so different, they just clicked and have kept in touch religiously ever since college. The group chats are what keep her calm when she’s about to go bonkers.

A Random Fact

She drove forty five minutes to a specific blowout bar because she read it had the best results for her hair type. She was correct. Three years later she is still going.

Her Connections

Jane — Her therapist. A professional who shares nothing. Max considers this an obstacle she is working around.
Jillian — Her sister in law. Nothing in common. Get along perfectly.
Stacey — Her friend who keeps her grounded. Stacey has a list for everything. Max finds this deeply comforting.

Her Search History This Week

🔍 what does IDGAF mean
🔍 signs you are a highly sensitive person or just a person living in this crazy timeline
🔍 best blowout bar Texas
🔍 how to not want to bop someone in the knees who steals your parking space.

Last Text Sent

“OK so I just need to say something and I need you to not make it a whole thing because I am already making it a whole thing.”

Can You Relate to Max?

If your anxiety has anxiety. But ya got great hair. YOU ARE MAX.