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MAYA

the one who believes in the power of the universe

STATUS

She’s manifesting that right now.

“Maya manifests like it’s an order form from the universe.”

Her Bio

Location

Rhode Island

Sign

Pisces. 

Job

Wellness industry. Suits her perfectly.

Favorite food

Something made intentionally and eaten mindfully

Fav cuss word

She releases that energy instead of voicing it.

Favorite flower

Lotus. She has a tattoo.

Pet peeve

Vague intentions

Affirmation

“I have submitted the request. The universe is processing.”

She would never

Set a vague intention

She would absolutely

Follow up with the universe

Her Story

Maya met Josie in downward dog at yoga and they started talking about whether inner peace was tax-deductible.  Could that be a thing? They have been texting ever since. Maya manifests with extreme precision. She does not put out vague requests. She submits detailed specifications with follow-up timelines and the universe generally delivers. 

Her vision board is updated quarterly. It has categories. The categories have subcategories. She considers this thorough rather than intense. They say the more specific you can be, the better. She has the full spec sheet on her dream man. 

A Random Fact

She has a vision board updated quarterly. It has categories. The categories have subcategories. She considers this thorough, not intense.

Her Connections

Josie — Her yoga friend. The tax deductible inner peace question bonded them immediately.

Her Search History This Week

🔍 how to manifest with specificity
🔍 vision board categories template
🔍 is inner peace tax deductible

🔍 universe follow-up timeline

Last Text Sent

“I have submitted the request. Now we wait. I have set a follow-up reminder for Thursday.”

Can You Relate to MAYA?

If you have ever set an intention with a deadline and a backup plan, Maya is your person. She has a vision board template. The categories have subcategories.