SIMONE
Chloe’s daughter, Josie’s niece. Taught Jillian the filters. Knows everything.
STATUS
She is seventeen. This is not a relevant question.
“That fit is lowkey fire, bestie.”
Her Bio
Location
Rhode Island (high school, no options yet)
Sign
She knows hers and everyone else’s
Job
Student. Also the group’s unofficial tech support.
Favorite food
Anything she did not have to ask her mom to make
Fav cuss word
She uses them. Her mom is working on it.
Favorite flower
She does not have one. She is seventeen.
Pet peeve
Being asked if she is okay in a tone that suggests she is not
Affirmation
“I literally already said that.”
She would never
Explain a filter without sighing first
She would absolutely
Know about something three months before any adult in the group
Her Story
Simone is Chloe’s daughter and Josie’s niece and has grown up adjacent to the group chat her entire life , which means she has been listening to all of them for seventeen years and has formed very specific opinions about all of them.
She taught Jillian about the Snapchat filters. She is a peripheral character in Season One who is going to be very significant later. She already knows this and is going to be patient.
She loves her mom and her aunt’s sisters dynamic. They are hilarious together. She does think her mm has a TikTok addiction, which she is not going to say anything about because she can be on social media without too many issues. She does roll her eyes at how easily her mom is influenced. She can not and will not call the sourdough thing growing in their kitchen Gerald. This was a pandemic thing…
A Random Fact
She corrected Josie’s pronunciation of a skincare ingredient in public. Josie was grateful. Simone considered it a public service.
Her Connections
Her Search History This Week
why do adults not know things skincare ingredients how to pronounce Gerald the sourdough starter is not my problem patience as a strategy
Last Text Sent
“I literally already said that.”
Can You Relate to SIMONE?
If you have ever been the youngest person in the room, known more than anyone realized, and decided to just observe, Simone is you. Her time is coming.